Witness with EvangeCandy
“I bet when they see the Bible verse on handlebars they’ll think something is different about me and want to ask Jesus into their cardio-vascular system…”
Happy Halloween
“Recently, a couple of Jehovah’s Witnesses rang our doorbell, issues of Watchtower in hand, only to be greeted by the ghoulish laugh of a battery-powered plastic gargoyle above our mailbox, who guffaws and whose eyes light up when you get too close.
‘No, thanks,’ I said. ‘We’re Christians.’ The heretic looked at me with eyebrows raised.”
Why Drink? Why Talk About It?
“It may only look like a bottle of Guinness to some, but it’s really a theology test…”