All-nighters (al·ni·ters) n
An activity you do with term papers during college and children during parenthood.
Best Friend (best frend) n
1.) Someone who ignores the good-looking hunk you saw first, and
2.) Someone who tells you when your skirt is caught in the back of your nylons.
Bridal Magazine (bri·dull mag·a·zeen) n
A publication that prints the same information month after month, but you buy ten of them anyway.
Bubble Bath (bu·bel bath) n
An activity guaranteed to cause the phone to ring.
Chocolate (chok·o·let) n
One of the four food groups.
Computer (kom·pew·ter) n
The one thing in a woman’s life that does exactly what she tells it to.
Diet Soda (dy·it so·da) n
A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half-pound of peanut M&Ms.
Kiss (kis) n
A small token of affection, usually chocolate.
Makeup (mak·up) n
What we spend two hours putting on to achieve the “natural look.”
Sheet Marks (shet marks) n
Those funny looking lines that show up on your nails if you polish them after 8pm.
Stud (stud) n
Something to help you hang pictures.
Waterproof Mascara (mas·kar·a) n
Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but not if you try to remove it.