If you really get annoyed with junk mail and you receive something with an envelope marked “postage paid” then my friend, your opportunity has arrived. Simply add as much weight to the envelope (twigs and berries if you are a frog…but pennies, popcorn kernels and buttons will work wonders) as you can without bursting the seams and then cheerfully walk to the mailbox and place it within. I doubt you’ll get any more junk mail from that company.