While in the shower, promptly decide that the showerhead is one of those types that have different water sprays. And because you are extremely tired from stuffing yourself with turkey on yesterday, and because you laughed your head off for two hours last night because family is wonderful and quite hilarious at times, you suddenly lose common sense.
And begin to twist on the showerhead with wild abandon, in hopes of finding either a more gentle rinse or a concentrated power spray.
Become furious and quite frustrated that it isn’t working, and begin to twist even more furiously.
Suddenly feel the drenching waterpower as you stand there, holding the showerhead in one hand and attempting to cover your face from the FLOW OF THE COLORADO RIVER with your other hand.
And then, because you have nothing else exciting to do this morning, attempt to put the showerhead back on the nozzle while the water is still pouring out furiously.
Yes, now I’m awake.