Another week has passed but I’m not apologizing for my lack of writing. No, not at all. We aren’t allowed, remember? 🙂
List 5 reasons you shouldn’t bathe for a week. – Katrina
1. After major surgery
2. To win a stinky contest
3. Backpacking (although this would be a situation in which perhaps you couldn’t bathe for a week)
4. The power out for five days (same)
5. Body cast
Write a memoir of your first date. – Art and Soul
He picked me up in his Jeep and took me to get a milkshake at The Huddle. And then we drove through the mountains. But no date will ever beat the unbelievable audacity of a blind date showing up with a gift of chocolate body powder.
What habit have you acquired that you wish you hadn’t? – Bethany
I could say doughnut runs but I won’t. I just won’t. Because that might mean I’ll feel guilty if I have some tonight.
List parts of your body or your self that make you feel like “you.” – List Your Self
My trait of good-natured teasing. My problem with knowing when to stop said teasing.
My pointy eye teeth. They used to bother me in high school until my dentist gave me a good talking-to and said I should be proud to have a unique smile. This was before vampires and sparkles so it wasn’t cool. Yet.
Write about a time you got in trouble with your parents when you were younger. – The Book of Myself
I once tip-toed into my dad’s office and curled up in his leather chair. And then I turned around and began stabbing it with a mechanical pencil. I made holes all over the back of the chair and then snuck out. A few days later, one of my parents felt the top of the chair while talking on the phone and discovered my “art.” I completely ruined his beautiful leather chair.
Yes, you could say that I got in trouble.