creamy godiva says:
Chocolate is of the gods
Sir David de Paradoc says:
Chocolate is only the dark corruption of the original pure vanilla of heaven. You see, Zeus made vanilla then accidentally stepped on it, leaving a dark stain. That’s how chocolate was created.
creamy godiva says:
*giggle*
Sir David de Paradoc says:
You have doubts, I see.
Sir David de Paradoc says:
I got this straight from Fulbinch’s Mythology.
creamy godiva says:
Hmm. Perhaps that is why I’m allured by chocolate. It’s a tad bit unpure.
Sir David de Paradoc says:
Corruption spreads, is irresistable, is damning. Stop yourself before it is too late. Embrace the True Vanillaic Tradition.
creamy godiva says:
What if it’s too late? I have given into the dark side.
Sir David de Paradoc says:
Easy… bathe yourself in vanilla, rub it on your eyes, and repeat the clandestine incantations.
creamy godiva says:
I’d rather devour a bit of the dark magic
Sir David de Paradoc says:
Oooh. You have fallen, poor soul. I pity you. But nothing is irredeemable. Consider your ways and there may yet be hope.
Sir David de Paradoc says:
But I bid you a fond and vanillaic farewell.
creamy godiva says:
may the dark night wrap its arms around you
Sir David de Paradoc says:
*crosses self* DON’T ever do that! You heathen chocolateer!