A husband left a note for his wife:
Someone from the Gyna Colleges called.
They said the Pabst beer is normal.
I didn’t know you liked beer.
A husband left a note for his wife:
Someone from the Gyna Colleges called.
They said the Pabst beer is normal.
I didn’t know you liked beer.
IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
On Lake Keowee
WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
Sleeveless black dress
FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Smile
WHAT’S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?
I bought two cd’s at the same time. Lover’s Live by Sade and All Right Here by Sara Groves
WHERE’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?
My bed (I’m sick right now)
WHERE’S YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?
Anywhere other than my bed
WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED?
My back
WHAT’S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?
Mind
WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP?
5am normally
WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?
Toaster
WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?
Rude people
IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
The harp
FAVOURITE COLOUR?
All shades of blue
DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?
Yes, of course
FAVOURITE CHILDREN’S BOOK?
You Are Mine by Max Lucado
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?
Autumn
WHAT’S YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?
Cleaning bathrooms
IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
To fly
CAN YOU JUGGLE?
Nope
PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD TALK TO?
Kendra
WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?
Sunday/Saturday/Friday
WHAT’S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
A black corderoy jacket, a table left over from an Alpha Sigma Omicron rush party, a pair of brown clogs, and an umbrella
WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?
Hamburger
Charity wrote a letter to me a few days ago…
“…we had a major tropical storm here over the weekend. There wasn’t any major damage on campus except for some broken windows and uprooted trees and bushes. We were out of power for awhile. As a result of the storm, the waves and rip tides were very dangerous and we were not allowed to go to the beach. However, a group of guys decided to take a chance and head for the beach. Among the group were two brothers, Nathan and Ben. They actually took a chance to swim in the ocean and were caught in a rip tide. Nathan was able to swim out of it, but unfortunately Ben was not. His body was found later Saturday and his funeral was held on Monday back in his hometown.”
I made myself a snowball
As perfect as could be.
I thought I’d keep it as a pet
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas
And a pillow for its head.
Then last night it ran away,
But first- it wet the bed.
– Shel Silverstein
I’m in a bad mood. *sniffling*