Archive for September, 2002

pabst beer.

Wednesday, September 25th, 2002

A husband left a note for his wife:

Someone from the Gyna Colleges called.
They said the Pabst beer is normal.
I didn’t know you liked beer.

meme.

Monday, September 23rd, 2002

IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
On Lake Keowee

WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
Sleeveless black dress

FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Smile

WHAT’S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?
I bought two cd’s at the same time. Lover’s Live by Sade and All Right Here by Sara Groves

WHERE’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?
My bed (I’m sick right now)

WHERE’S YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?
Anywhere other than my bed

WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED?
My back

WHAT’S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?
Mind

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP?
5am normally

WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?
Toaster

WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?
Rude people

IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
The harp

FAVOURITE COLOUR?
All shades of blue

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?
Yes, of course

FAVOURITE CHILDREN’S BOOK?
You Are Mine by Max Lucado

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?
Autumn

WHAT’S YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?
Cleaning bathrooms

IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
To fly

CAN YOU JUGGLE?
Nope

PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD TALK TO?
Kendra

WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?
Sunday/Saturday/Friday

WHAT’S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
A black corderoy jacket, a table left over from an Alpha Sigma Omicron rush party, a pair of brown clogs, and an umbrella

WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?
Hamburger

how sad.

Sunday, September 22nd, 2002

Charity wrote a letter to me a few days ago…

“…we had a major tropical storm here over the weekend. There wasn’t any major damage on campus except for some broken windows and uprooted trees and bushes. We were out of power for awhile. As a result of the storm, the waves and rip tides were very dangerous and we were not allowed to go to the beach. However, a group of guys decided to take a chance and head for the beach. Among the group were two brothers, Nathan and Ben. They actually took a chance to swim in the ocean and were caught in a rip tide. Nathan was able to swim out of it, but unfortunately Ben was not. His body was found later Saturday and his funeral was held on Monday back in his hometown.”

snowball.

Saturday, September 21st, 2002

I made myself a snowball

As perfect as could be.
I thought I’d keep it as a pet

And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas

And a pillow for its head.

Then last night it ran away,

But first- it wet the bed.

– Shel Silverstein

bad mood.

Friday, September 20th, 2002

I’m in a bad mood. *sniffling*