I think the Devil sent a customer in the store today in the form of an eight-year-old boy. I found it quite odd that he came in alone but when he came up to the register with 21 different pens, I greeted him with a smile. My sweet southern smile soon turned to immense frustration as I tried to find the codes for the pens. I tried keying in the description of each, company information, etc. Fifteen minutes later, with three more customers in line, I discovered the codes I needed. I gave him the total of $20.33 and pulled out on of our tacky Merry Christmas bags. He frowned, and said, “I don’t got that much.” He then walked out of the store. I quickly jumped onto the counter and began pelting his little All-American-Boy head with pens. Alright, so I merely smiled at the next customer while hiding my deep seeded hatred against idiotic children.
Archive for November, 2002
a young little devil.
Saturday, November 30th, 2002miss webster’s dictionary.
Saturday, November 30th, 2002All-nighters (al·ni·ters) n
An activity you do with term papers during college and children during parenthood.
Best Friend (best frend) n
1.) Someone who ignores the good-looking hunk you saw first, and
2.) Someone who tells you when your skirt is caught in the back of your nylons.
Bridal Magazine (bri·dull mag·a·zeen) n
A publication that prints the same information month after month, but you buy ten of them anyway.
Bubble Bath (bu·bel bath) n
An activity guaranteed to cause the phone to ring.
Chocolate (chok·o·let) n
One of the four food groups.
Computer (kom·pew·ter) n
The one thing in a woman’s life that does exactly what she tells it to.
Diet Soda (dy·it so·da) n
A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half-pound of peanut M&Ms.
Kiss (kis) n
A small token of affection, usually chocolate.
Makeup (mak·up) n
What we spend two hours putting on to achieve the “natural look.”
Sheet Marks (shet marks) n
Those funny looking lines that show up on your nails if you polish them after 8pm.
Stud (stud) n
Something to help you hang pictures.
Waterproof Mascara (mas·kar·a) n
Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but not if you try to remove it.
the moor of venice.
Saturday, November 30th, 2002After putting a shimmery dress on, I went to see Othello last night. I was prepared to enjoy it thoroughly and I did. However, my heart was torn between Iago and Othello. Shakespeare wrote it as to make you hate Iago and pity Othello as he steps into the wicked plot and is deceived into thinking Desdemona has been unfaithful. The problem for me was I dislike who played Othello and I think the world of the man who played Iago. It was somewhat of a struggle.
I did enjoy seeing Brock play Cassio. It brought back many memories from the Academy when he’d drive me back and forth from the studio for the filming of the Linc videos.
murphy’s law.
Saturday, November 30th, 2002Yeah. So, you can be bawling your eyes out and really need a friend. 1.) They are busy watching a movie (two of these), 2.) They have plans for the evening, 3.) They are at the river for the weekend, or 4.) They are too busy to talk right now. After 5 attempts at calling a friend…I gave up.