It is odd to hear a man crooning old love songs under his breath while rubbing Tender Embrace lotion all over your arms and hands. The manicure I had this morning was quite a manicure. He practically beat my arms to death with pounding, squeezing, and too much lotion. I did not realize that a manicure meant touching your arms. I was planning on getting a pedicure as well but after his first performance I was little frightened to hop into the vibrating chair for his next one.
The rest of my afternoon was interesting as well. The minute I parked my car in front of Target, horrid weather broke out in the parking lot. Winds, rain, and hail descended from a sky that had been blue just minutes earlier. Buggies [shopping carts for those of you who are not in the south] went flying into cars, children were screaming, and a few trees fell over. I decided to brave the winds and dashed into Target to shop a bit. I found a cute little purse for $4.99.
