After coming home the other evening from an adventure of ice cream + my parents doting on Drew, Daniel and I came in the front door to a pile of Drew’s toys all over the living room floor. I hadn’t cleaned them up before we left so we plopped Drew in the floor, Daniel rested in the green chair, and I sat down and started putting the toys away.
I was tired. And I kept discovering that I was sitting on more toys than I realized. I finally thought I had all the toys put away when I felt something wet touching my leg. My first thought was that I had missed another toy, apparently one that Drew had been chewing on and perhaps that it was a wet, soggy, stuffed animal-friend. But a quick swipe with my fingers along the carpet proved there wasn’t anything there. I just thought it was my imagination.
I leaned over and put the green box that holds his toys on the shelf, and started to stand up when I felt something cold and wet SLITHER all over my legs.
AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGH!
I jumped up as fast as I can, danced really, really, really, really hard and began squealing like a little girl. To be honest, in hindsight, I’m surprised that I did that. If it had been a mouse that caught my eye, I think I would have been more intrigued as to how on earth had he gotten in the house and how on earth was I going to get him out. But it wasn’t a mouse.
As I was dancing, something fell onto the blanket at my feet and it SLITHERED and WIGGLED all the way over to the front door. I scooped Drew up so fast and literally slung him into his high chair and by this time, Daniel (who had been shouting at me to just simply TELL HIM WHAT WAS GOING ON!), ran to the door and saw the slithering thing.
It looked like a small snake to me. And that fact alone sent me over the edge. In one giant leap for mankind, I was on top of the green chair, SCREAMING. And left poor Daniel to fend off the Slithery Snake of Doom.
In a few minutes, we both realized that it was in fact, not a snake but a slimy lizard. Perhaps even a baby lizard. It was about 4-5 inches long and Daniel says he saw legs on it. I don’t know if I can believe it because it wasn’t running. It was wiggling its body back and forth.
It ended up crawling behind Drew’s bookshelf in the living room and Daniel and I got brooms and began pounding the floor to get it to run out the front door. All the while, Drew sat calmly in his high chair, watching us put on this freak show.
FINALLY, it scooted out the front door. To wait until we have our back turned and SNEAK BACK IN.