In the movie version of your life, which actor/actress would play you and the significant players in your life? What kind of movie is it (e.g., made-for-TV, action, emo/indie, etc.)? What would be the major plot points, and how will it end? – Emily
I don’t think I have an exact celebrity look-a-like but when Portia de Rossi has a bit more meat on her bones, I can see a bit of resemblance. It’s probably the nose. And the laugh lines. Certainly not the squishy or the height. But, I adore her and would love for her to play me in the movie version of my life.
The significant players in my life would obviously be Daniel and Drew. Daniel favors Pierce Brosnan (but he has Hugh Grant’s eyes) and Drew, well, he’s four. I have no idea who would play him.
I’m not really sure that my life would be that exciting of a movie. There have been parts that were dramatic, salacious, and intriguing but there have been plenty of days as boring as the drip from the kitchen sink. So, maybe a made-for-TV about learning to be authentic but I’ll hope for a cult-like following.
The major plot points would be:
~ Growing up in the South and loving every minute of it. Life in The Valley. Loving parents, friends, and lots of fried okra. Also, Portia would need to start putting on weight after college. Bless her heart.
~ A few years of Wandering after college. Insert salacious details here. There also needs to be a slow motion scene of me falling down the stairs wearing high heels. While watching myself in the mirror.
~ Falling in love with a boy far away. Romance in airports, luggage tags in scrapbooks, and listening to him play the piano over the phone. And a deliciously steamy scene in the parking garage at BWI.
~ A new baby. Post-partum blues. Oh, look! The blues turned into HORRIBLE BLACK CLOUDS OF DOOM. The film turns to black and white here (Danny Elfman soundtrack) and my happy go lucky days seem to be gone.
~ More years of Wandering. Incredibly dark days of mourning my faith. Slowly feeling freedom. Clarity happening as time passes.
~ Finally feeling at home. Peace. (The film passes me at this point.) Mental and physical health attained. And then I wake up and realize it’s all been a dream. Ah ha, just kidding. I hate those movies.
And lastly, this song would HAVE to be in the movie:
Oh solemn soul see where you are
And look to the sides what you discard
Press your lips to mine, breathe in deep and lie
When the cameras roll, hide away your soul
Flash your eyes, forge a smile, entertain
But don’t get stuck in something you hate
All movie-jokes aside, I hope my REAL life echoes authenticity and learning to live the life that I’m worth.
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